Everyone wants a Black Widow movie.
“…I’m sure that my parent company is feeling expansive and bold after the summer they’ve had.”
In which RDJ attempts to shame Marvel into giving the fandom all the standalone franchise movies we’ve been begging for, proving once again that he is a lovely, lovely man.
— Mohja Kahf, The Marvelous Women (via thatkindofwoman)
Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.
— Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard (via brivid)
*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*
HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
Exactly, welcome to Slytherin
Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.
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